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CA. SUJAL MEHTA

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)

15 December 2008  


A Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
Twice.'

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and
Bangladeshi.
He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and
Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.'



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BHAGYESH RAVANGE

BHAGYESH RAVANGE (C.A Job) (1528 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

Good joke

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Arti

Arti (Jr Manager) (123 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

Very nice and worthy joke.


CA. SUJAL MEHTA

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

Thanks friends


Surya Jain

Surya Jain (Student) (944 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

very nice joke

Thanks


Rishubh Mathur

Rishubh Mathur (Analyst -Taxation) (442 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

are n't we getting highly polarised (anti-Pak) in our views.

Once a great man said, "one should other after much thought, for one becomes what one hates".

I accept what is happening around is not justified in any case, but rather we should tackle terrorism not the general helpless masses of Pakistan & Bangladesh (who are already traumatized and much brain-washed by thier own polity)


ARVIND MEHTA

ARVIND MEHTA (Service) (63 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

good joke

 

must share in forum


Gurmeet Kaur

Gurmeet Kaur (Chartered Accountant) (64 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

good joke man


Ankit kumar

Ankit kumar (Student) (1691 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

good joke



(Guest)

Good one!!!!!


Ravikumar.G

Ravikumar.G (Consultant) (18525 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

 good


shailesh agarwal

shailesh agarwal (professional accountant)   (7642 Points)
Replied 15 December 2008

 gooood


CA.Madhu

CA.Madhu (Charted Accountant) (204 Points)
Replied 16 December 2008

fine, please quote good jokes


CA. SUJAL MEHTA

CA. SUJAL MEHTA (Service) (3316 Points)
Replied 16 December 2008

Thanks friends


anandh raghavan

anandh raghavan (Member) (359 Points)
Replied 17 December 2008

good



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