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Q.        What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A.         Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
          Doosri bigadti  hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org

Q.        Doctor : Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?.
A.        Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi
hai.Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
   

Q.        What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A.         In both cases you feel  'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
       

Q.         Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
   
     koi upaaye bataiye.
A.         Sadhu bola , saale,  Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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On 02 February 2009 at 10:22 Report
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7647 Points Joined September 2008

 NOW WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT MARRIAGE OF YOUSELF

ANEWAY VERY FUNNY  

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On 02 February 2009 at 10:36
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195 Points Joined January 2009

nice one..bhumi..

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On 03 February 2009 at 14:58


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