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Q.        What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A
.         Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
          Doosri
bigadti  hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai Visit Us  @  www.MumbaiHangOut.Org

Q.
       Doctor : Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka
blood group ek hi hai?.
A
.        Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi
hai.
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Q.
       What's the
similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A
.         In both cases you feel  'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'Visit Us  @  www.MumbaiHangOut.Org
       


Q.
        Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,

   
     koi upaaye bataiye.

A
.         Sadhu bola , saale,  Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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 NOW WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT MARRIAGE OF YOUSELF

ANEWAY VERY FUNNY  

nice one..bhumi..

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