Heights

BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya

height of  Attitude during Exams! 

They had given the questions which I dont

know... So I wrote the answers which they

don't know :)

heights of  Attitude 

3 Ants saw n elephant coming! 

1st Ant: We'll break his legs, 
2nd Ant: We'll kill him, 
3rd: Lets leave him, he is alone & we r 3!

heights of innocence

little boy praying to god .. Oh god plz help math of grow up so that it can solve its problem itself  

Heights of "OH SH*T" like situation 

A guy take a blade n writes his girlfriends name on his forearms 

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Makes a spelling mistake!

the height of Flirting? 

 When your love letter starts with

“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

The Law Says 

“If U Can’t Convince Them 
Then At least Confuse Them” 
Do You Know Which Law It Is? 

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This Is 

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? 

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Simple . . . . Start with Two Million!

Height of Diplomacy 

Forgetting ur Girl friends Birthday and later telling her 

How can I remember your B'Day Honey, When you never look a year Older?

Indian Airlines Slogan: 

A warm experience & motherly treatment... 

Warm bcoz the AC doesn't work & Motherly coz all the Air hostesses are above 50.

heights of Truth

Nice one  yar.....

Bahut hi badiya...

Sabse badiya to Airlines wala tha...motherly love ...lolz