haha haha hehe......

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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.



Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 


Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter



Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!



Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.



Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.



A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

 


Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

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funny

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On 19 August 2009 at 17:07
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nice...

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On 20 August 2009 at 21:11


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