1. A banker is a fellow who lends u his umbrella when the sun is shining n wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
2. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
3. Always forgive yr enemies. nothing annoys them so much.
4. The good thing about being poor is that when u r seventy, yr children will not have declair u legally insane in order 2 gain control of yr estate.
5. By all means marry; if u get a good wife, u will b happy;if u get a bad 1,u will become a philosopher.
6. Don't keep a man guessing too long, he's sure 2 find the answer somewhere else.
khushboo (shaitani dimag)
( with "i m the best attitude")
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