funny jokes on ca

1. What is CA?
   PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
   PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
   ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
   FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
2. We had many options to end our life
   Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
   Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
   But we choose the bravest… Education (CA).
3. Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
   Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!

Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.

Upcoming horror movies in CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt