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What is CA?
PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna. -
We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravestโฆ Education (CA). -
Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osamaโs NPV is good but Lalooโs IRR is better.
CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
โYes dearโ
My daughter, are you here?
โYes dadโ
My son, are you here?
โYes dadโ
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
โYes SIRโ
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.
Upcoming horror movies in CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt