funny jokes on ca

CA GOPAL GUPTA (student) (715 Points)

15 November 2010  

 

  1. What is CA?
    PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
    PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
    ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
    FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
  2. We had many options to end our life
    Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
    Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
    But we choose the bravestโ€ฆ Education (CA).
  3. Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
    Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle!

 

Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osamaโ€™s NPV is good but Lalooโ€™s IRR is better.

 

 

CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
โ€œYes dearโ€
My daughter, are you here?
โ€œYes dadโ€
My son, are you here?
โ€œYes dadโ€
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
โ€œYes SIRโ€
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.

 

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