Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

 A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...







I must be a god!

Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

 US President: Wow! How many?

Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & if possible then, 1 Astronaut.

RAJNIKANT was once asked by a Reporter abt how he felt about all the "Rajnikant Jokes"

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"Do you think they are Jokes..??"

Wishing you a Very Happy New Years to all my respected Seniors and Friends. Have fun and enjoy the new year.

Regards,

Abhi..