Funny jokes

Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)

12 January 2011  

The real value of infinity s known when CA student  open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam & see the no. of pages to be read !! ;-):-D


 

Boyfriend: do you think my salary is sufficent for you?

 

 

 

Girlfriend: It is sufficent for me, but how will you survive?

 

 


 


 

DR: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho beta?

 

 CA student : sir mere tuition sir ke  k liye, unhe puri batch me maine hi gadha dikhta hu. Isliyd....




 

 

 

MATHS Teacher :
"How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....??"

Student:
"By Making Juice"

Think hatke... Student rocks



 

 

 

 

sonu ne Ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.

Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?

Chikku: saalo tum galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge..



 

 

 

 


 

Invest Returns:
In %
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sens*x 35%
&

"ONION.. 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote..
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote...c




 

 

 

 

 

Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.




 

 

 

 

 

Wife(seeing stars)-Batao wo kaun c Cheez h jo tm Roz Dekh Skte ho pr Tod nhi skte
Husband-Main nhi bataunga.
Wife-Bolo na plz.
Husband-Tumhara muh