The real value of infinity s known when CA student open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam & see the no. of pages to be read !! ;-):-D
Boyfriend: do you think my salary is sufficent for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficent for me, but how will you survive?
DR: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho beta?
CA student : sir mere tuition sir ke k liye, unhe puri batch me maine hi gadha dikhta hu. Isliyd....
MATHS Teacher :
"How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally....??"
Student:
"By Making Juice"
Think hatke... Student rocks
sonu ne Ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Chikku: saalo tum galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge..
Invest Returns:
In %
Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sens*x 35%
&
"ONION.. 880 %"
1 lakh k KAANDE liye hote..
To is saal NEW YEAR pe EUROPE hote...c
Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.
Wife(seeing stars)-Batao wo kaun c Cheez h jo tm Roz Dekh Skte ho pr Tod nhi skte
Husband-Main nhi bataunga.
Wife-Bolo na plz.
Husband-Tumhara muh
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