Funny

 * Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? 



A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal 

* Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA 



Phir likha: SHUBH LABH 



Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME 



Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN 

* Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile 

* Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha 



Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 

 * Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear 

* Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAGPAN MASALA 



But girraffe was not eating. Why? 



Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND 

VERY GOOD CARRY ON