Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila??
Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain,
Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain,
Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi,
Padte hue paye jate hain
When you feel to studying,
Go in to a room just sit down,
Relax, Take a deep breath,
And slap yourself and say,
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Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.
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