Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila??
Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
Teacher: Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain
Students marte nahi jinda dafnaye jate hain,
Har 6 months mein tadpaye jate hain,
Kafan khol ke dhekho toh wo kabar mein bhi,
Padte hue paye jate hain
When you feel to studying
When you feel to studying,
Go in to a room just sit down,
Relax, Take a deep breath,
And slap yourself and say,
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Itna darawna khayal kahan se aya.
