here some joke on ultimate accountant..
:)
1-What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
2-If an accountant's wife can't get to sleep, what does she(wife) say?
"Tell me about work today, dear."
3-How does an accountant make a bold fashion statement?
He wears his grey suit instead of the blue.
4-What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?