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1) Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX
2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX
3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX
5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY
8) Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
9) Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
18) Qus.: How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Petrol Price in INDIA Pakistan26 Bangladesh22 Cuba19 Nepal34 Burma30 Afghanistan36 INDIA63.40
3) BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE 16.50 Centre tax 11.80% Excise duty 9.75% Vat cess 4% State tax 8 % Total Rs. 50.05
Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE
Again the kerosene ,diesel & LPG prices were increased from today onwards by Rs.2/- ,Rs.3/- &50/- per litre. What a Great job from Govt. of India … |
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