DRINKING is injurious to health.....n WEALTH;)

Humour 2309 views 44 replies

 

three men were drunk n they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they wr nt in their minds......so, he jus switched on the engine n switched it off n told them : "we hv arrived"......

the first man gave him money.....the second one thanked him.....bt the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....

the taxi driver ws stunned coz he ws hoping tht none of them must hv hd realised that the car dint move an inch.....so, he askd the third man : "what ws that for?"

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the third man replied : "control your speed frm next tym onwards......u almost killed us....."

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Very nice post.....:)

Good Humour............................... But now a days even doctors are also suggesting one pack daily.

hahahhaaha.........................very funny yaar.................jiyo tamatar...........kya baat hai...................

par bachpan se mereko shikhaya gaya tha save water save water so in order to save water i started drinking beer................my moto has become............SAVE WATER DRINK BEER........

he he  Funny one yar.

Drinking is good for health whether its water or......?

he he cool one. Keep Sharing

Originally posted by : vikash maheshwari

hahahhaaha.........................very funny yaar.................jiyo tamatar...........kya baat hai...................

par bachpan se mereko shikhaya gaya tha save water save water so in order to save water i started drinking beer................my moto has become............SAVE WATER DRINK BEER........

First of all very nice post. Ab baari Vikash ki...abe bevde tujhe CA mein kisne ghusne diya..mujhe toh lagta hai ki tune pack chada kar hi Admission galti se le liya CA mein aur aaj tak pachta raha hai... 

Yaar waise maine notice kara hai ki meri 90% post brown colour mein aur teri purple mein hoti hai...LAgta hai hame isse patent karva dena chahiye...

Realy nice post priyanka,thanku for share.smile.

gals, jus hv a look at the guys' comments......all r in the favour of drinking.......

GUYS WILL BE GUYS........

@ pukit..................yaar tu mera saccha dost hai................kitna kuch jaanta hai mere baare me.......bin kahe har baat samajh jaata hai.............yehi toh sacche dosti ki pehchaan hai............abb dekh aaj tak kisi ne mereko nahi bola k i always reply wid purple.............and yea patent karwahi lete hai hum dono.........

and abt ur observation abt me being a bewada................iss baat k liye toh mere paas sabdh hi nahi hai...........tu kitna chahata hai re mereko.....hahaha..............u r cent percent correct on dis.............yeh ek lambi kahani hai........bht din phle ki baat hai...................abhi kal parso ki.................mai raste me jaa raha tha..........bhel puri khaa raha tha..............mujhe mirchi lagi aur meri kismat toh dekho............paani nahi mila.............yehi toh life ki tragedy hai............sab ko sab kuch nahi milta..............aur maine majburi me pina shuru kar dia...........paapi pet  aur pyaas ka kya karu dost..............hai....................i hope meri yeh dukh bhari daastan sunn k tere aankho se mote-mote aanshu k ole barash gaye honge......par tu rona matt mere dost.................rona matt...............

nice 1...

kisi ko sahi baat smjh hi nahi aati



all r favouring  beer ...sab shaitani dimag

bach ke rehna padega ,...sangat ka asar bht jaldi padta hai ;(

Originally posted by : priyanka

gals, jus hv a look at the guys' comments......all r in the favour of drinking.......


GUYS WILL BE GUYS........
 

 very funny

Originally posted by : vikash maheshwari

@ pukit..................yaar tu mera saccha dost hai................kitna kuch jaanta hai mere baare me.......bin kahe har baat samajh jaata hai.............yehi toh sacche dosti ki pehchaan hai............abb dekh aaj tak kisi ne mereko nahi bola k i always reply wid purple.............and yea patent karwahi lete hai hum dono.........

and abt ur observation abt me being a bewada................iss baat k liye toh mere paas sabdh hi nahi hai...........tu kitna chahata hai re mereko.....hahaha..............u r cent percent correct on dis.............yeh ek lambi kahani hai........bht din phle ki baat hai...................abhi kal parso ki.................mai raste me jaa raha tha..........bhel puri khaa raha tha..............mujhe mirchi lagi aur meri kismat toh dekho............paani nahi mila.............yehi toh life ki tragedy hai............sab ko sab kuch nahi milta..............aur maine majburi me pina shuru kar dia...........paapi pet  aur pyaas ka kya karu dost..............hai....................i hope meri yeh dukh bhari daastan sunn k tere aankho se mote-mote aanshu k ole barash gaye honge......par tu rona matt mere dost.................rona matt...............

Hai re marjaba---------teri dukh bhari dastan sunkar----mujhse raha nahi gaya

Enjoy karo par har chij ki lat buri hai.........Keep drinking and control your speed

 

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Thanks Priyanka for Gr8 post

hahahaa...................very funny:)

nice post priyanka.........keep sharing.........

regards,

sneha

Yaaaa true is really not good................for your health..........................


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