CORPORATE HUMOUR

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  •      ABOUT THE LAST NAME…………
                A lady manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
                                “What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
                “John,” the new guy replied.
                She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my subordinates by their last name only… Smith, Jones, Baker. And I’m to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
                The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
                “Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is…”
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2nd Joke follows:

 

  •     SALARY RAISE
                An employee tells his boss, “Sir, I need a raise in salary; I got married recently.”
                                The boss replied, “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents outside of the company.”

 

3rd Joke follows:

*     DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO?
                A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, “Get me a coffee quickly!”
                The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
                “No”, replied the trainee.
                “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
                The man shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”
                “No”, replied the Managing Director.
                “Good!” replied the trainee and put down the phone!

 

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