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Just for Laugh......................

   

Catholic or not  you have to laugh at this one.  



A  Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare  afternoon off 
and enjoying a round of golf.  

The priest stepped up to the first tee and  took a mighty swing. 
He missed the ball entirely  and said "Shit, I missed." 

The good Sister  told him to watch his language. 

On his next  swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."  

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if  you keep swearing," 
the nun said tartly.  

The priest promised to do better and the  round continued. 

On the 4th tee, he misses  again. The usual comment followed. 

Sister is  really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going  
to  strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."  

On the next tee, Father John swings and  misses again. 
"Shit, I missed." 

A  terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of  lightning comes 
out of the sky and strikes  Sister Marie dead in her tracks. 



And  from the sky comes a booming voice.  


"Shit,  I missed."  
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Good One......

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On 06 September 2011 at 22:27
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Originally posted by : !..SaNKeT..!

Good One......
 
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Good One

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On 13 September 2011 at 18:24

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