Ca ka joke 4

Two  friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.



Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

 Heated Gold becomes ornament

Beated copper becomes wire

Depleted stome become statue

And…..

Tortured Student become CA!

New poem by Satyam:



Raju Raju, Yes Papa,

Cheating us, No papa,

Telling lies, =No papa,

Open your balance sheet



ha ha ha…

CA on his death bed:

My wife, are you here?

“Yes dear”

My daughter, are you here?

“Yes dad”

My son, are you here?

“Yes dad”

MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?

“Yes SIR”

KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.