Two friends died. One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and CA 1.5 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.
Heated Gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wire
Depleted stome become statue
And…..
Tortured Student become CA!
New poem by Satyam:
Raju Raju, Yes Papa,
Cheating us, No papa,
Telling lies, =No papa,
Open your balance sheet
ha ha ha…
CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.
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