nice one...

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goodone sagar....

below some of d jokes on CA

Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challenged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?
CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better

AUDITOR
A-accounting and others
U-underlying
D-data and
I-information
T-to give an
O-opinion in
R-the audit report

Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE

CA on his death bed:
My wife, are you here?
“Yes dear”
My daughter, are you here?
“Yes dad”
My son, are you here?
“Yes dad”
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
“Yes SIR”
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me kaun hai

Upcoming horror movies in CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aakhri attempt

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Nind mujhe apni aur khichti rahi, Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya ,
Aur ek raat fir ye CA Student bina padhe so gaya .

Exam ka saaya hai, Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai. Duniya wale kehte hai, achchhe number lao,
Kaun samjhaye inhe, ye sab moh maya hai.

Kash koi “Exam Result” ka insurance kara deta, To har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete.

Ye India ka CA hai bidu, 40 mile to tali bidu, Attempt lage to gali bidu, Hua exempt to bole jhakhas, 39 lage to satyanash, Pass ho to thaat hai, Fail ho to vaat hai

CA gaali de to kya dega?
Saale bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debts,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent aadmi,
Itna marunga ki balance nahi bachega.

Good one...

ha ha...

good jokes by sagar nd deepak....

njyng,......