April fool Rumours and joke

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 From 1st April 2010...every CA will provide coaching classes to his articles in office...but not before 9 AM or after  7 PM

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 From 1st April 2010...every CA will provide coaching classes to his articles in office...but not before 9 AM or after  7 PM

Very Funny....

Originally posted by : ganesh bhandari

The Institute has decided to Introduce the ATKT system...

wowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! koolllllllllll one

Originally posted by : Megha Topiwala

ICAI Announcement.....

Students going to appear in May 2010 will be passed with guarantee..... provided student appears in all papers...

ah ha ah ha
The best joke and which is repeated even after april 1 is the first para on www.icai.org. ICAI is the biggest association of unprofessional people

UPA and ACC have decided a new pattern of examination keeping in view the glory of high standards maintained in exams by the ICAI so far in 6 decades in which papers are to be given to CA students randomly ie any paper on examination day

with the last words of our greatest President CA PARIWAR

PARLIAMENT HAVE APPROVED CHARTERED ACCOUNTANCY COURSE DEEMED EQUAL TO

 PHD. IN TAXATIONS & FINANCE

AND ALL CA'S ARE NOW CA AFFIX TDr. (TAX DOCTORS) BEFORE THEIR NAMES......

As per the notifcation xxxxx/xxxx/xx dated .. 1st april,2010..... recent changes/ammendments have been made by ICAI..

Need attension

(specially practicing CAs)

1. now the articleship stipend is increased to 10000 in 1st year.... 15000 in 2nd year and 20k in thirnd year.... and as per the new budget... articles are also allowed to PF, medical allowence and aprenciseship is also covered for the purpose of gratuity ...

2. along with the fixed stipend....articles are also eligilbe for.... 50% of audit fess...jiss audit ke liye vo gye hai( because sara work to article karte hai):)

3. aab jo new articles CPT pass karke aayenge.... unko institute .... for better exposure in articleship... ek ek vaio laptops dega and NOKIA N96 cell phones...and ye sab expense....chartered bear karega...

abbhi aur bhi ammendments/ changes, hai aabhi chartered relax feel kare...baad mein....aur bhi changes bataye jayenge....

BREAKING NEWS

ICAI ANNOUNCEMENT

NO EXAMS IN MAY 2010........VIDE NOTIFICATION NO.01/04/2010/APRFL/0002

link www.icai.org/notifications/2010/03

STUDENTS WILL HAVE TO APPEAR IN NOV 2010 INSTEAD..

ICAI's New Notice Board Will Say :


CPT Fail PCC Karain

PCC Fail Final Karain...

Become guranted CA or Get all ur money back Challage ...

And for Jobs...Scream Loud at Campus Placement

CA lelooooooooo

1.All students of pcc and final who have exams in may will get question papers with their admit cards just one day before d exams..,

2.Agar apka dil kare exams dene ka to do nahi toh ghar baithe question paper ko solve karke institute post kar do,,but the answer sheet should reach the head office within the exam days.

It shall not be entertained at any circumstances after the examination is over of PE-II, PCC,IPCE,Final(New Course),Final(Old Course),ITL,WTO,IRM examinations  - Source: ICAI

The question paper will not be HARD NUT ,But Even HARDER THAN A NUT TO CRACK,,,ENJOYYYY

Great Views by all,

All members participate on it . Nice to see that CA  also participate on some funny activities otherwise it is hoped that CA and Articles is always busy on their studies.

Let me also asked you all something.

Question 1. Kindly let me know "who will be the last President of ICAI ".

Question 2. What is the lowest marks anybody can get in Accounts of Final ?

Please solve this two questions and pass Financial Reporting papar of May 2010 attempt.

Note :- Persons giving the answer will be awarded with Rs. 0.0000001 crore.


 

Originally posted by : C.Balaji

Nice Post NIKky.........Heart breaking News..........

 Thanks C. Balaji

 

Originally posted by : praveen keshav

tatkal ca

those registered students on or before 1/04/2007 are deemed to be qualifed ca and they are therefore requested to come soon at the head office and collect their degrees.

 

for any help

contact  the office

 Really nice one

Originally posted by : CA Jayesh Gokalgandhi

Notification from Income Tax Department

"Considering the amount of revenue generated for the Government by the noble profession of Chartered Accountantancy, the government of India hereby exempts all Chartered Accountants, whether in Practise or in Industry or a student registered with ICAI,  from Payment of tax, both direct and Indirect"... LOL

NICE ONE

BTW all comments are funny... Thanks to Vivek for starting this discussion...


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