A Mathematician's Love Letter

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De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,

Pythagoras

Replies (10)

Hope that this pythagorean friend really will manage to get his conical nosed love.

 

Njoyed.......Nice n funny read......gud

i hop all mathematician will get lesson from dis

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very nice!

Sir,

You seem to possess good mathematical knowledge along with a good sense of humour

 a good innovative letter 

gave me few moments of laughter while i am busy in my office

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Great!  Wonderful!!!

 Mind Blowing


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