Why Gujaratis Are So Successful ? What Does It Take To Be Wealthy ?

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Why Gujaratis are so successful ?

 

Their secret is in -

 

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

 

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of the candidate was Kantibhai Shah.

 

Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave."

 

2000 people left the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

 

Bill Gates: "Candidates that have never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave."

 

2000 People left the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself So he"I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

 

Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."

 

500 people left the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself,"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?"

So he stays in the room.

 

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

 

498 people left the room.

 

Kantibhai says to himself, " I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?"

So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

 

Bill Gates joined them and said: "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."

 

Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says: "Kem chho?"

 

The other candidate answers: " Ekdum majama !!! ”

                                                                               

Replies (17)

Though I am Not Gujrati, But Its The Fact That Cant be Denied Gujratis are Really Successful.

Thanks Ayush for commenting on this humorous take on Gujaratis. I myself am a Gujarati. Even I sometimes get amused on seeing my fellow community men getting successful in their lives even though they might not be having enough expertise to succeed. In fact, it is their high self-esteem, humurous nature and positive outlook towards life that makes them do well in all spheres of life !!!

Originally posted by : Veeral Gandhi

Thanks Ayush for commenting on this humurous take on Gujaratis. I myself am a Gujarati. Even I sometimes get amused on seeing my fellow community men getting successful in their lives even though they might not be having enough expertise to succeed. In fact, it is their high self-esteem, humurous nature and positive outlook towards life that makes them do well in all spheres of life !!!

Not That Much.

Even Marwaris are Most Successful, But Gujratis Have One + Comparing to Marwaris is That Gujrat Also have Too Much Opportunities While We Compare With Other State.

Yes, Marwaris too are successful. I do not deny this. I have great respect towards the Maheshwari community of Marwari's which has given us business men like Birlas, Biyanis... I also have respect towards Goenkas...

 

There can not be comparison between the two as both communities have contributed greatly towards the development of India as well as the world.

 

This post was just a humorous take on Gujaratis. Let us consider it in a light hearted manner. I am not trying imply that Gujaratis are superior to all Indians. Every community in India is unique... Let us appreciate unity in diversity.

Yeah, We are Not Doin Here Castism.

Just a Share of Thoughts...

Yes ! It's just a way of looking at Gujaratis in a funny way. After all, most of them are very funny !

Henry Ford never reached High school, let alone college.  He always used to say that “My engineers know more than me about cars. “ Then, why was he more successful than the engineers, who worked under him ? Prosperity is not necessarily linked to education and knowledge of facts. In fact, it is linked to a positive attitude i.e  a Positive mind frame.

 

Read all time best seller : “Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill". It is hereby attached.  You will understand what it takes to be Rich…

Founder of this CCI Club is not a CA, but the person appointed to moderate the forums is a chartered accountant. 

Yes, that's the irony ! In order to be successful, one needs to be self-assured and creative, ...Just education will not help us in going ahead...

Yes......Gujarati people including women are naturally business minded people.........They do cost profit analysis on each and ever step...

There is really something about Gujrat and Gujrati people that makes them successful. This has been rightly explained by Veeral. 

 

Gujarat is one of the most prosperous states of the country, having a per-capita GDP 3.2 times India's average.

 

If it was a nation it would have been 67th richest nation in the world above many European and Asian economies like China and Ukraine .

 

An average income of a Gujarati family in North America is three times more than the average income of an American family.

 

Reliance Petroleum Limited, one of the group companies of Reliance Industries Limited founded by Dhirubhai Ambani operates the oil refinery at Jamnagar which is the world's largest grass roots refineries .

 

The world's largest ship breaking yard is in Gujarat near Bhavnagar at Alang.

 

Over 35% of the stock market wealth of India is with Gujarati People. Over 60% of Indian Population in North America is Gujarati.

 

Gujarat is having highest no. of vegetarian people compared to any other state in India. 

 

Gujarat is the safest state as the Crime rate of it is 8.2 which is the least in India even after considering 2002 communal riots, stated by India Today 2005 report.

 

Gujarat is having least crime against women among all Indian states 

 

Famous Gujurati people :

Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel

Mohandas Gandhi

Swami Dayananda Saraswati

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Virchand Gandhi

Vikram Sarabhai

 

 

 

Rank Name Net Worth (Billion USD) City Company Industry
1 Mukesh Ambani 27.1 Mumbai Reliance Industries Conglomerate
2 Azim Premji 16.80 Banglore Wipro Technologies Software and IT
3 Anil Ambani 13.3 Mumbai Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group Conglomerate
4 Gautam Adani 10.7 Ahmedabad Adani Group Conglomerate
5 Dilip Shanghvi 5.20 Mumbai Sun Pharmaceutical Pharmaceuticals
6 Uday Kotak 3.4 Mumbai Kotak Mahindra Bank BFSI
7 Sudhir &Samir Mehta 2.5 Ahmedabad Torrent Pharmaceuticals Pharmaceuticals
8 Pankaj Patel 2.05 Ahmedabad Cadila Healthcare Pharmaceuticals
9 Ashwin Dani 1.03 Mumbai Asian Paints Paints

 

Nice Post Keep Sharing

Thanks Sharmaji for collating all the information !Thanks everybody for your valuable comments to this post...

 

Hahahaha. Mr.Gandhi you got me on this,

before reading fully I was thinking of who this “Kanthi Bhai Ji” is

only to be stumped by your first grade humor, really

Kem chho?"

it is true, you people really cling on a thing until you win or loose and most of the time you always win.

 


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