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TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING STOCK MARKET

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING STOCK MARKET:-

1) I hate to Sleep 2) I have Enjoyed my Life 3) I cant live without tension 4) I want to pay for my Sins 5) I beleive in GEETA : Karm karo, Aur Phal ko Bhool Jao 6) I dont want to keep in touch with my friends 7) I love to be away from my family 8) I desperately need divorce from my spouse 9) I want to raise my blood pressure & 10) I dont want my family to eat my earnings... ALTHOUGH TOLD IN JOKE BUT HARSH REALITY OF STOCK MARKET PLAYERS.

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same reason xcpt point no. 8 and 10 4 doin ca. 

 

These all are the Symptoms of Impatient & short term investors. For Long term Investors who do research in stock market ,Stock market is A good Source of making Money and they always remain happy.

 

Happy Investing

nice; only in the sense of humor
 

very nice

Top 10 reasons R equally valid for immature BSE Market where poor liquidity and illiquid stocks R greater.Whereas NSE being Global market player place you will find better outcome from Margin+,Derivatives Products.

The first tip for anyone looking to invest is to start with the basics and learn the essentials. This can be done in a myriad of ways. You can head to your local bookstore and buy a book or two on investing in stock market, or you can pick up a few books or magazines at your local library.

too good. gr8 sense of humour.........

After SATYAM,I do agree with Komal.

Nop.. it seems good as a joke. But if u do research of ur own u can really rule the stock markets. Im not butter boosting myself but at the age of 22, i do really rule the markets. If u dont beleive me, then plz visit my blog www.bijoyrulzz.blogspot.com Do ur own research work coz no1 knows ur moneys worth better than U do. thank U. Believe me frnz... u can rule the capital markets


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