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2)       Qus. : What are you doing in Business?   

Ans. : Selling the Goods.   

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3)       Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?   

Ans. : From other State/Abroad   

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!   

4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?   

Ans. : Profit.   

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!   



5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?   

Ans : By way of dividend   

Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax   



6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?  

Ans. : Factory.   

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!   



7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!   



8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!   



9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!   

Ans : No   

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax   



10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?   

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.   

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!   



11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?   

Ans. : Hotel   

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   



12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!   



13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!   



14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?   

Ans. : Gift on birthday.   

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!   



15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!   



16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?   

Ans. : Cinema or Resort.   

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!   



17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !   

18) Qus.: How you Travel?   

Ans. : Bus   

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!   



19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 



20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?   

Ans. : Yes   

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!  

    21) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now??   

   Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE   FUNERAL TAX!!!