Smart Business Strategy

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 Smart Business Strategy


Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

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10 ways to stop those credit card sales calls

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.


2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will giveyou his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.


3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

Cont......

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.


5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand over the phone to your five year old child.


6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder...louder...louder!

still continuing..........


7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down, as it is your habit to pen out(write in a diary) every moment of your life .


8. If they start out with, "How are you today?? say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems...."
9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?"
When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well
if the telemarketer is a MALE.


10. Tell the HD*C call center guy to call on your office number and give him the CI*I BANK call center num

 

 

Caution:

All this tips are not only 2 make you laugh. These  are  to enjoy hassle free banking and  other services. without any problem


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