Simple V/S Real Friend

SIMPLE FRIEND vs REAL FRIEND TEST!

 This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
 I especially like the last sentence!!!! !!

 A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest..
 A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

 

 A simple friend has never seen you cry.
 A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..  

 A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
 A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..

 

 A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
 A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

 

 A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
 A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

 

 A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
 A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

 

 A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
 A real friend could blackmail you with it!
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
 you have an argument.
 A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

 

 A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
 A real friend expects to always be there for you!


 
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
 A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!