Banta: I think that girl is deaf..
Santa: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to knows current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally Said:
“Torch is okay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Banta: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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