- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- If I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong
- I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
- Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
- Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Don't get lost in your thoughts. You will be a stranger there.
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A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique... Just like everyone else...
- I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian..
- Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..
- Oh... Sorry... Did you mistake me for someone who cares?
- I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking
- You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball
- Hey, I know everyone has a right to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.
- I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you, just accurately.
- I don't hate you, just that if you were in a room with Bin Laden and Hitler and I had only two bullets... I'd shoot you twice.
- You have a very annoying habit - breathing.
- I would love to lose weight but I hate losing.
- She said she loves me. I said 'Yeah, I love myself too'.
- Secrets to sucess: A. Never reveal your secrets. B.
- Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence?
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
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I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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I'm smiling. This should scare you.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
PS: No offence. Just for fun
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This made me hilarious:
I don't hate you, just that if you were in a room with Bin Laden and Hitler and I had only two bullets... I'd shoot you twice.
Lol.....!!!
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