Here is a list of top Rajnikant jokes.. Enjoy…
CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college……………. He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
Rajnikant does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikant
When Rajnikant switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records….
WhY ‘EARTHQUAKE’ OCCURS ON EARTH??? BCOZ at that Time RAJNIKANT‘S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATE MODE!!!
Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail @ rajnikant.com
Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked
Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
Rajnikant opened his refrigerator and forgot to shut the door, Winters arrive in India!
When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant
has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through
USA POWER
VS
INDIAN POWER
...USA:
...10000 nuclear weapons,
600000 army,
10000 tanks,
12000 airforce,
3000 ships.
INDIA:
.
*RAJNIKANTH*
CAclubindia
