Rahul gandhi jokes ....part-2

venkat (NIL) (111 Points)

22 September 2011

PRESENTING THE PART 2 OF THE SERIES ON RAHUL BABA JOKES.....

RAHUL BABA SAYS........

Only way my CONparty can go for an election now: by releasing a mercy petition instead of election manifesto

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For all who abuse and try to scare me....................

Its time for revenge....
I will ask momma to TAX anything more than Rs. 31....
its my style..

Do u all know that Children are future of this country... See me and realize..!

.....Rahul Gandhi: Doctor I have pain in my Knees.
Doctor: Your Knees Have Shrinked...
Rahul Gandhi: I guess it is because of Doggy Style.
Doctor: Please try some other style.
Rahul Gandhi: Sorry Doctor, i can buy my Doggy Cant........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

oh noo.. not again... its 4.30 n momma scolding me again for doing bet wet..
areeyy arreyy mannu naukar also arrived to change my wet pyjama n bedsheet...
Plz Suggest ideas... how to control this...

Hey u all news channels ... Shut Up...
It is unfair to ask me to debate with Modi. Let me complete my studies first...
so, it will take me atleasttt 50 yearsss.. till then u all r safe

My evening philosophy: Jinga la la Hu.. Jinga la la Hu. I know it doesn't make any sense but i cnt think anything more than this!!

Rahul:Mom,I am going to Rajasthan.Sonia:why? Rahul:To watch puppet show.Sonia:You mad,why to spend so much of money,MMS is on the way.

The only community my girl friend Mayawati has not asked for reservations yet is Orkut Community.

Q: Why did Rahul Gandhi tell his girlfriend under no circumstances would he have more than three children?

A: Because he heard that 1 out of 4 children born in the world is Chinese

ek bar raul baba banie ki dukan pe jakar kahta h
chacha chacha suzi hai
bania-ha
raul-to iodex lagao na...........

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ kale baazariyon ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ tax choron ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ mafiaon ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ har rishwatkhor ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ mahangaai badhaanewalon ke saath.

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Congress ka ‘haath’ Aam Aadmi ke saath?

Naheen naheen, bilkul galat baat.

Congress ka ‘haath’ Ajmal Kasab ke saath,
... ...
Cngrs ka ‘haath’ Afzal Guru ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ har Pakistani terrorist ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ multinational companion ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ kale baazariyon ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ tax choron ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ mafiaon ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ har rishwatkhor ke saath,

Cngrs ka ‘haath’ mahangaai badhaanewalon ke saath.