SANTA WENT TO DOCTOR
AND TOLD HIM :
.
WHENEVER I TOUCH MY WHOLE BODY IT PAINS.
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DOCTOR REFERRED FOR X-RAY.
.
X RAY REPORT :
FRACTURE IN INDEX FINGURE.
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PAIN AND FRACTURE
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Santa prayed to God.."Mujhe ek ladki chahiye.."
God.." agar tum Muslim ho to Katrina doongaa....agar marwadi ho to Yana Gupta doonga...agar Punjabi ho to Kareenga KApoor doonga.....Batao tumhara kya naam hai??"
Santa bola..:" My name is MOHAMMAD SANTA SINGH AGARWAL.."
very funny
very funny
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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