NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
Ø CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer
Ø CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
Ø BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Ø BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no s*x.
Ø VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
Ø P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
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