Movie dialogues in context of a ca student|motivation+humor

CA D. Singhal (CA ) (490 Points)

22 February 2012  

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MOTIVATION WITH A TOUCH OF HUMOR 

Aaj ham dekhenge kuch popular Hindi movie
dialogues ek CA student ke andaaz
me....
.
Get set... GO!!!!
.
1. I can talk CA , I can walk CA..CA is a
very funny course..(Movie-
NAMAKHALAAL)

CONFIDENCE my friend ...confidence is
what matters here.Until and unless
you have belief in your abilities you
can not do anything. Why take this
course as a burden??Come on!!! You
are the best and just forget the rest...

2.Rishtey me to ham tumhare baap
lagte hain....naam hai ICAI !!!!!
haiiinnnnn..
(Movie-SHEHANSHAH)-
.
CA student ka maai baap kaun???
I CAI..aur kaun??Never try to under
estimate your institute by ignoring
your modules...
If you really want good
mark$ then
institute's module is a MUST Do. Many students tend to ignore it completely
which is not an advisable option.The
private writers' books are
undoubtedly awesome and exam
oriented but question paper to ICAI
set karti hai na reeee...!!
.
3.ka..ka..ka..ka..KOST....(Movie-DARR)
yes sir!!!Costing....Believe it or not but
the reality is that most of the students
face difficulty in this subject.Ever
wondered why? Because this is an
unconventional subject requiring the
student to have an X-FACTOR, in simple words a brain as sharp as a
knife.The only solution is to give your
heart and soul to it just like Sharukh
Khan did for his Kiran(Juhi
Chawla)...just say..Tu hai mera
costtttt....
.
4.Section pe section , section pe
section ..section pe section milte rahe
hain par marks nahi mile....
(Movie-
DAAMINI)
.
Taxation and Law...dead famous for
its deadly sections...CA isi ka naam
hai......learning these section numbers
sound too tedious work but if you
practice right from the beginning
then its very much possible.Make it a habit to keep on revising the section
numbers which will beautify your
answer sheets as well as your future.

5.Mujhe fail karna mushkil hi nahi
naamumkin hai.....(Movie- DON)
.
Many times we hear students
complaining..are yaar CA ka result 15%
hai..mujhse nahi hoga......
Are kyun
nahi hoga be???? Why put yourself in
the crowd of 85% which failed?? Why
not think i will be one of the 15% students who will pass?? Agar India
me ek baccha bhi pass hoga to wo
main hoon.....Keep your spirits high
and you will fly. Stop me if you can....!!!
.
6.My name is CA student and i am a
TERRORIST( Movie- MY NAME IS KHAN)
.
-
Is exam me marks milte nahi cheenne
padte hain....In exam hall, you are a
terrorist , ready to rob ICAI of all its
marks. Make your strategies.Every mark counts here and can turn your
fortune.
.
7.Ek number ki keemat tum kya
jaano ICAI ! ! Go ahead and sky even is
not the limit for you...Target is set,
time to attack...!!
.
8.Ye Dosti ham exam hall me todenge
( Movie- SHOLEY)-

.
Han ji..If you want your name to have
a small prefiix 'CA' then please leave
all your friendship behind the moment you enter the exam hall.No helping friends in exam hall. Write
your paper and keep on revising it,
trying to help your friends can divert
your concentration and you might
land in trouble. Beta agar pakde gaye
to

"bagal wali sheela to jawan ho jayegi but bechari munni badnaam
ho jayegi".
.
9.Haar kar jeetne wale to Chartered
Accountant kehte hain( Movie-
BAAZIGAR)-

.
.Failing in CA doesnt always mean
your preparations were not upto the
mark.Many times luck also plays its part which is out of our control. But
what we need to do is not to get
disheartened.
.
10.Bade bade shehron me
choti choti baaten hoti rehti hai
beta...and pushpaa..i Hate tears
reeee....!!!
.
.Don't be sad. You always have a next chance . Go For it with
even better preparations and never
deviate from your goal with fear of
failure.

Aur end me sab kuch happy happy...aur agar happy nahi hua to ye the end nahi...

11.picture abhi baaki
hai mere dost...

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