Most common hindi dialogue!!!!!!!!

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* The classic: 

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon." 

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can 
happen to you in hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...." 


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : 
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....." 


* Old hindi movie : 
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein." 


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy : 
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti " 


* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein" 

* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo" 


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : 
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey 
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai" 


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai" 


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi 
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga." 


* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey" 


* " Raam Raam kaaka" 


* " Jug Jug jiyo beta " 


* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe" 


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?" 


* Typical farmer ka dialogue : 
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai " 


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : 
" Main kahan hoon?" 


* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai" 


* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey" 


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein" 


* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle : 
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai" 


* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do" 


* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!" 


* doctor : 
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai" 


* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one : 
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey" 


* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... " 


* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." 


* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna " 


* Amitabh in a hajaar movies : 
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga." 


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga" 


* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai" 


* A heroine's expression of what love does to her : 
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai " 


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee " 


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga " 


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya" 


* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " ! Kamine ! ....." 
" Yeh Taklooooo!" 


* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....." 


* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your 
wishes : 
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin" 
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga " 


* " Woh ki maut marega " 


* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai " 


* The favoirite emotional blackmail : 
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi " 


* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone : 
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf 
sey tumhe gher liya hai " 
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do " 


* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !" 


* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon 



* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever " 


* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai " 


* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!" 


* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! " 



* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya " 


* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar 
nahin 
phenkte" 


* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein" 


* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!" 


*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." " 
Ladies and 
Gentelmen ..." 
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...." 


* " Har ka din aata hai " 


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga" 


* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?" 


* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......." 


* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .." 


* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho " 


* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein" 


* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo " 


* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge " 


* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .." 


* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai " 


* " Maa tum kitni achi ho" 


* " Bhaiyaaa!" 


* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?" 


* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai" 


* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do " 


* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga" 


* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan" 


* "Driver, gaadi roko" 


* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai" 


* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai " 
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe 
nahin 
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa" 


* " Goli se udaa do usse" 


* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta" 


* Gracious father taking the blame for his son : 
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!" 


* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna" 


* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...." 


* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega" 


* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom : 
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon" 


* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai " 


* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu" 


* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .." 


* The hindi film unnux : 
" Aaja re mere raaja " 


* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband : 
" Doodh pee lijiya" 


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin" 


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai" 


* " ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai " 


* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai " 


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke 
maroonga " 


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai " 


Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega 

Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai 

judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya. 

kash tum mera yakin kar sakti 

mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi 

ham barbad ho gaye 

ghar mein jawan beti hai ........ 

tumhare khyal kitne neech hain 

Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
 
 
 

 
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Indian Film Stars and their Answering Machines 
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Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; jao pahle ush aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh diya tha; Uske baad, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c mein msg de dena. 

Dharmendra - <FONT COLOR="ff0000">•••••</FONT> Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai to message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga. 

AJIT's voic***** - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai, jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge, robert helicopter chalu karo !! 

Ajit : "Smart move". Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya Apka nam chod dijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi ! Please Hiron ki aawaj sunte hi record karna ! 

Shatru : jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zinda nahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga 

Shatru - AAahoy ! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai ! Seedhi taraha se message chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, ! haaa 

Shatru - Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve patte ko nahin ! Nam chod dena Ham patta khud jaan lenge ! 

Raj Kumar : Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi pheka karate.Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai. 

Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. hum ko mita sake woh tumahre msg mein dum nahi.... hum se hain ye m/c .. m/c se hum nahi.... 

Pran - PATHAN ki ansering m/c.... HUM tereku bola msg chod de warna hum pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega 

Prem chopra - hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain.... aaapke msg ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW: Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he Pre'm Chopra 

KESTO - Ihhhiyaa ! saale message Chhod ! nahi to Batli de !! Ihhhiyaa! Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! Ye ansering hick! machine hick! msg .. 

Asrani - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAA ! Phone kiya ! Tune phone kiya RRRRREEEEEE! Message rakh ! AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA ! 

Asrani -- adhe log 1 press karo.. adhe log 2 press karo... baki msg rakho.hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailar hain hA HAAAAAAA.. msg angrezimein rakho.. HA HAAAAAAA 

BINDU - Mera nam hai shabnam, pyar se log mujhe shabbo kehate hai...Tumhara naan kya hai !! Tina Mina, Anju, Manju Yaaa Madhuuu. 

Shakti - aaauu lalita, Message chhod deee ! warna teri maa ki jaaan ....Aaaauu lalita !! mera naam Balma... badriparsad lalanparsad malapani... balma..Pyarasa... Nanhasa.. Chotasa ....Balmaa. Aur mere kane Chaku hai? 

Jeevan - Ooouuum ! Kya bandar ki tarah msg chodta hai tum ! Kya is m/c me koi ladki hai kyaaa ! 

Mehmood - Kya bula tu. Mereku kya bola tu. Seedhi tarah se message rakhaneko bola ... Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya 

Mehmood2 - ayyo dyevi . tum kitna khoobsoorat msg chchodta ji.. Aum yakdam pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo BinduSSS 

Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...." 

Basanti -yun ki hume jaada bukbuk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mere liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana.......
 
 
 

 

Om Shanthi Om Dialogues

 

 

Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.


Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.

 

3 Idiots Funny Balatkar Speech (By Chatur (Silencer))


Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D
 
 
 
 

tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj

 

 

 

 

agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska

 

 

 

shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe

 

..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are

 

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe

 

balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to

 

aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar

 

kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is

 

kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi

 

inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….

 

aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge

 

..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka

 

naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki

 

shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein

 

nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

 

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski

 

hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab

 

chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari

 

purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

 

Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……uthmam dadddad

 

padam..Madhyam padam thuchchuk thuchchuk….kanistham thudthudiya

 

padam..sud sudi pran katakammm !!! aaaha


 

Shahrukh Khan Dialogues

 

Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"



Devdas

"Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ..."



Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."



Mohabbatein

"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."



Baadshah

"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"



Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai"



Dil Se

"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"



Deewana

"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"



Duplicate

"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"



Baazigar

"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"



Yes Boss

"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"



Anjaam

"door gagan mein ek tara mujhko lagta hai pyaara..mujhko mera tara dede maa mujhe vo tara dede…"



"It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain."



"Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain."



"aap bhi kamaal karti hain maa, abhi abhi to apne mujhe beta bola, aur ek hi pal mein paraya kar diya..."

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge



"Mar Gaya Rahul"



"Main Pyar wyar mein yakheen hi nahin karta"



"Rahul...naam to suna hoga?"

Dil To Pagal Hai



"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"



"Yes Boss"

Yes Boss



"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"

Baazigar



"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

Darr



"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"

Duplicate



"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"

Deewana



"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"

Dil Se



"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar ho hai"

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai



"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Baadshah

 

25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues that tell you the even more clichéd story of an Indian girl

by neo

25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues that tell you the even more clichéd story of an Indian girl


wot an observation !!!! :P :)

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