Funny_What say friends...

Woh kaun thi  

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne 
Hello Kiya, 
Wife- Koun Thi Wo? 
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi 
 
wife hits her husband with frying pan   

Husband: What was that for...?   
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket   
with the name Jenny on it.   
Husband: I took part in a race last week   
and Jenny was the name of my horse.   
Wife: Sorry..!   
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again   
Husband: What now..?   
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.   

Message of the year   

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! 
Why? Very simple… 
A woman does not have a wife..!!!   

Wife came home with a goat.   
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kyon lai ho?" 
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hain!" 
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"   

Husband wife mein ladai hoi   
Husband wife mein ladai hoi, 
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,   
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" 
Wife:Zeher. 
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:   

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.           
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. 
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, 
police station me complain dijiyee. 
Man:Kya karun, khushi k mare 
kuch samajh nahin aa raha   

Why did u shoot ur wife ?   
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife 
instead of shootingher lover?   
Sardar:Your honour, 
it's easier to shoot a woman once, 
than shooting one man every week.   

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years   
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years 
Yr 1.Janu 
Yr 2.O G. 
Yr 3.Sunte ho? 
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa 
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? 
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?   

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay   
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, 
Main aap ko save karti,   
Husband: 
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, 
Main her haftay tumhe change karta   



1 horror movie dekhi   
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 
1 ladki kabhi mere age 
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, 
Wife:Kaun si movie thi? 
Husband:Apni shadi ki