May be posted earlier but really a nice one to read second time...
A man walks into a restaurant 
with a full-grown ostrich behind him. * 
*The waitress asks for their orders.  * 
*The man says, 
"A hamburger, fries and a coke," 
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"  * 
*"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.  * 
*A short time later the waitress returns with the order. * 
*"That will be $9.40 please,"and the man reaches 
into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. * 
*The next day, the man and the ostrich come again 
and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."  
*The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."  
*Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with 
exact change.  * 
*This becomes routine until, the two enter again.  * 
*"The usual?"asks the waitress.  * 
*"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, 
baked potato, and salad," says the man.  * 
*"Same," says the ostrich. * 
*Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 
"That will be $32.62." * 
*Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his 
pocket and  places it on the table.  * 
*The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. 
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up 
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" * 
*"Well," says the man,"several years ago I was 
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. 
When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. 
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for 
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and 
the right amount of money would always be there." * 
*"That's fantastic!" says the waitress. 
"Most people would wish for a million dollars or 
something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for  
as long as you live!"  * 
*"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a 
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.  * 
*The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?" * 
*The man sighs, pauses, and answers, 
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs 
who agrees with everything I say." 
 
			 
               
			 
               
			 
               
			 
               
							