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( Intelligence of one Piy-kkad)

ONE DRUNKARD ( Piy-kkad ) WENT TO DONATE HIS EYES.

AFTER OPERATION, DOCTOR WAS HAPPY AS THE DONOR WAS SO KIND.

LOOKING TO HIS FACE, DOCTOR ASKED :

DO YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ?

DRUNKARD :

TELL THE PERSON

TO WHOM YOU FIT MY EYES

THAT THESE OPEN ONLY AFTER

HAVING A SIP OF DRINK.
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( After noticing this event, the Association of Doctors decided for the benefit of patients to instruct the pharma companies to write :

Read the instructions carefully before the use of the medicine ).

Thanks to the Great Visionary ( The Drunkard ) and thenafter the vision of the Association of Doctors !

very nice sir jee.....

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"