Today I was talking to a friend of mine, who by the way, is the only person in the world who spits venom more than a viper. You just ask his views on any matter and he will be yelling @ #$!! and # @ &*! after every two seconds at the highest pitch of human voice possible. For him the name of every friend has been replaced by #$! @ ! etc etc. Coming to the point, we were discussing what you should avoid asking a CA student.
1) Ok, You are doing CA, Good Beta!! From which college???
This is what happened to many of us when some aunty of our colony, especially whose child is studying MBA from college like Matunga B-school or Oxford B-school of tuticorin (OBT) , visits your home, and asks you!!! We hate this question the most!!!! I bet you if this question is asked in CA final paper the pass percentage will fall miserably. Everyone of us wants to avoid this question.
2) What are you doing beta!! CA??? Toh phir last year kya kar rahe the??
Now this is what we call rubbing salt on wounds. You should never ask a woman her age and a CA student, his number of attempts. This is a unwritten law and everyone should respect it. I just hope someday ICAI will issue Guidelines for general public on " What not to ask from a CA student" just like it issues Guidelines (though there are n number of guidelines on everything, they may issue Guideline on how to use a guideline) to help its members.
3) Its a great news !!! You are placed just after you higher secondary!!! How much they pay you??
Who said there is a minimum wage of Rs. 120/day/female worker and Rs150/day/male worker. There is no such norm for aricles (Actually the norm is only for humans i guess!! ) This is one such question you should avoid asking a CA student if you dont want to spoil your relationship with him.
4) Hey!! Guess what! There is a new PJ on CA
Now this is the limit. Just google the word jokes and you will find N number of jokes on CA. After jokes on " The Great Shree Shree 540 RAJNIKANTH" and blood sucking "CID PJs" its CA PJ that is hot on web. Now read this:
Banner in front of the ICAI Delhi centre :
“Drive slowly, don’t kill our students… leave them to us.”
CA Student TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:
"Isme mat chad
ye patri se utar jayegi"
... PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi
"Ye crash ho jayega"
BUS me aawaj aayi
"Ye khai me gir jayegi"
CA Student gusse se-
"Kaun hai be tu?"
Aawaz aayi-"GOD"
CA student-"Jab CA entrance ka Registration form bhar raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya??? :p
Please guys stop this. Ek garib ki hayy nai leni chaiye!!! dont make fun of these lame creatures sorry articles. There is a famous dialouge in BAAZIGAR " maaree hue ko kya maaroge Madan Chopra". Yeah this is true for us.
5) Beta why you choose CA over MBA??
The first thought that pop up in mind is , I want to screw my life that's why, do have any problem with that??
Cmon yaar we were just 15 or 16 (or may be 17) when we choose this path and there were no LIFE LINE like phone a friend. So we just opted it as every Tom Dick and Harry was doing so.
Coming to the end (Come on , you expect a guy who has spent his whole day playing solitaire at his office , and then come back home and write all that in one go ? )
Please do comment your reaction. I love feedback. Sabse mast comment ko mere taraf se ek mahine ka stipend !!!! And please dont make me feel guilty by saying i am a proud CA student and all that. I love it too but as they say " Jisse pyaar hota hai log ussi se toh jhagadte hai"
Cheers
..(btw this obeservatoion of mine holds true for most and all .so plz dont start a fite here saing"hw dare u say that we dont have fun.......i watch tom n jerry evryday .and bla bla......".....
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