Light Jokes

 

Engineering and Medical colg principals argued that their students are Fearless

Medical colg’s principal called his 2 studnts and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .

They jumped . . .
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The principal said ” see da guts ”

Engineering colg’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . .

They said ” Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHAY! ”

The principal said ‘’see da guts”.
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Soon weddings will look like this...

Priest: Do u agree to change ur FaceBook status from Single to Married?

Guy: Yes.!
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Girl: Yes.!

Priest: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now poke the Bride.

 

What does "SHADI" MEAN...

Aoo samjhaun....

S - SHANTI BHANG.
H - HIMMAT KHATAM.
A - AZAADI SAMAAPT.
D - DIMAAG KHARAB.
I - IMTIHAN SHURU.

Aab bataoo kon kon karega ....;)

 

 
 
 

Hum Kabhi Padh Na Sake..
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Qyun,
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PADHAI Sirf Do Wajah Se Hoti Hai,
...1.Shonk se,
   2.Dar se,
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Faltu Shonk Hum Rakhte Nahi!
Or
Darte To Kisi Ke Baap Se Bhi Nhi!..........

jst joking

 

girl: meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai...
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boy: to tum koi acha sa toothpaste istimaal Q nahi karti...
hehehehe ...

 

Vikram Ne Daru Pike apne Aapko Aaine Me Dekha Or Bola
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yaar Isko To Kahi Dekha Hai...
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...O-YAad Aaya Ye To Wohi banda Hai Jo Shadi Ke Album Me Meri Biwi ke sath tha.... lolzzzz

 

‎1 bacha chocolatw kha raha tha,
1 admi bola itni choclt khana acha nhi hota
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Boy - Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the
Admi - choclt khate the?
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Boy - Na,apne kam se kam rakhte the..
 

nice....last 1 is great !! :)

 

Ek Student Dusre Se:

“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho” ;)

...2nd Student:
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.“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh laite hain.”.......~~ @

 

Punjab me bus driver ke seat ke piche likha tha -
() () () ()
Agar WAHEGURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga. ;)
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...OR.
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Agar jhuki nazar to maa kasam WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga.

"change cant be given to you everytime,
u Must Bring the Change"

Great lines said by,
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Mr.Ram Das,
Bus Conductor

Interviewer : Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Golu : Brother & Sister
Inter : How?
Golu : Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama

Bantu ( ticket clerk ) : boss, no one is buying "tees maar khan" tickets..

Chantu ( boss ) : give it free..
once they enter, close d doors n

start selling 'exit' tickets at Rs. 200..

phir dekhengee kon nahi detaa ....

NICE POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha.....mast the

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