1. Money will buy a fine dog . . .
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
2. Seat belts are not as confining . . .
as wheelchairs.
3. A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
when you're in deep water.
4. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark . .
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
5. Business conventions are important . . .
because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.
6. Why is it that at class reunions . . .
you feel younger than everyone else looks?
7. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
number at 4 a.m. . .
like, it could be the right number.
.
8. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
you're probably dead.
9. Always be yourself because the people who matter don't
mind . . .
and the ones who mind don't matter.
10. Life isn't tied with a bow . . .
but it's still a gift.
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