Let's Be Honest------------------joke

 

Let's Be Honest

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.



"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."



Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.



"You , attorney Leon; gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."



The judge reached into his pocket & pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon....



"Now then, I'm returning $5,000 & we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

 

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