Laugh out loud

ritika (student of life) (1146 Points)

28 August 2012  
Boy (gal ko jealous feel
karane k liye): Dekho woh ladki
meri
taraf dekh ke muskura rahi
hai....:* :)

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Girl: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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. jab maine pehli baar tumari
shakal
dekhi thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi
nahi rok payi thi...:P =D
 
 
 
 
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi......??
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Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap pregnent ho..:P
 
 
 
 
Couple Romance Kar Rahe The
Auto Wala Dekh Raha Tha

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Aage Ja K Auto Pol Se Takraya

Auto Wale Ne Sar Patak K Kaha
Ab Samja Titanic Q duba tha. :p =D
 
 
 
1 Ladke Ne Ldki Ko Prpose kiya..
Ladki ne Ladke ko bht Mara..
Uttha Uttha k Mara..
Chappal Se Mara..
Pathar Se Mara..
Ghaseet Ghaseet k Mara..
Ladka Uttha Kapde Saaf Kiye Or Bola
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Tou main Inkar Samjhu??? =D
 
 
 
 
Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!" :-D