Just for Laughs

A for apple B for banana...
A for apple B for banana...
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat
gaur farmaiye
hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat
CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi..  

Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..   

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!

CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...
wah wah.....
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Waah...Waah...
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
wah wah
chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon

paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...
wah wah ..
Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...
wah wah ..
Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga
WAH WAH ..
Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga
WAH WAH ..
ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,
WAH WAH ..
Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,
WAH WAH ..
Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai
Wah wah
Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai
Wah wah
ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai J

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,
Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge
DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Wah Wah
Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Wah Wah
DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI...

Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.
Wah wah
Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.
Wah Wah
Delhi Metro me jeb katro se Sawdhan rahe.

Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.
Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.
Agala station rajiv chowk darwaaze baayi taraf khulenge..

Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
Wah wah !!!
Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
Wah wah
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
Wah wah
ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai
wah wah
Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai
wah wah
ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi
Waah waah
Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi
Waah waah
ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah wah
Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah Wah
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro
wah waha
Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro
wah waha
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
wah wah
Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
wah wah
Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

a teacher trying to entertain his audience.

He said: "The best years of my life was in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Laughter and applause by every one !!!

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause by every one .

... A week after a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to joke at home as his teacher did.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "the best years of my life was in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Wife: "Behold, Oh You .... >>>!" Of shock and anger
Poor silent for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,


And his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story

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Honestly this is so hilarious… Enjoy a good laugh.

An Indian guy named  Anantharaman Subbaraman‚ arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name,

He got fed up and went to them and asked why they have not called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as

Anotherman Superman

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