JOKE 1
6 Sardars and 1 marwadi were hanging below helicopter on rope.
Pilot: One must leave because of over load.
Marwadi: OK i will sacrifice and immediately all sardars clapped.
JOKE 2
REAL FACT:
When a girl cries "the entire world consoles her". But when a boy cries " come on man, don't be a girl".
If a girl slaps a boy it means "boy has done the mistake" If boy slaps a girl "Rascal doesn't know to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girl "he is flirting" and if girl talks to boy "she is friendly".
If a girl met with an accident then it mistake of others, if a boy does "BLOODY don't know how to drive''.
STILL PEOPLE SAYS IT'S MALE DOMINATED WORLD.
JOKE3:
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. 29 years latter, now in 2009 Mukesh ambani is planning to buy IDBI Bank. This shows " nothing is IMPOSSIBLE"
Yesterday in 14th nov 2009, HDFC Bank rejected a loan for me now guess the future.
JOKE 4:
SARDARJI DUKHI THE,
KISI NE PUCHA: Kyu tension mei ho ?
SARDARJI: Are yaar, ek dost ko plastic surjery ke liye 2 lakh diya the, Ab SAALE ko pehchaan nahi pa raha huin.
JOKE 5:
The CA Student went to hell and asked the YAMA I want to make a call to my college he finished speaking and asked YAMA what's the Bill. YAMA laughed and said "HELL TO HELL FREE".
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