6 Sardars and 1 marwadi were hanging below helicopter on rope.
Pilot: One must leave because of over load.
Marwadi: OK i will sacrifice and immediately all sardars clapped.
When a girl cries "the entire world consoles her". But when a boy cries " come on man, don't be a girl".
If a girl slaps a boy it means "boy has done the mistake" If boy slaps a girl "Rascal doesn't know to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girl "he is flirting" and if girl talks to boy "she is friendly".
If a girl met with an accident then it mistake of others, if a boy does "BLOODY don't know how to drive''.
STILL PEOPLE SAYS IT'S MALE DOMINATED WORLD.
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. 29 years latter, now in 2009 Mukesh ambani is planning to buy IDBI Bank. This shows " nothing is IMPOSSIBLE"
Yesterday in 14th nov 2009, HDFC Bank rejected a loan for me now guess the future.
SARDARJI DUKHI THE,
KISI NE PUCHA: Kyu tension mei ho ?
SARDARJI: Are yaar, ek dost ko plastic surjery ke liye 2 lakh diya the, Ab SAALE ko pehchaan nahi pa raha huin.
The CA Student went to hell and asked the YAMA I want to make a call to my college he finished speaking and asked YAMA what's the Bill. YAMA laughed and said "HELL TO HELL FREE".
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