Jokes

Hansa: Praful automatically matlab?? Praful: aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain... Hansa: taklaa.. Praful: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge.... Hansa: takli.. Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? Hansa : auto mein takli? aare haan automatically! Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful...?????????? Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab? Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near) = Senior & Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior ????? ? Hansa: praful tournament matlab?? Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai... Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.?? Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornament matlab tournament....? Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata....????????? ????