Jokes

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De

Girl (in Train): Can I Sit Here?

Boy: Its all urs 

Girl: Can i take some water?

Boy: My pleasure 

Girl: Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??

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Boy: 
Mere Baap ne mere Dimag me koi GPS fit nhi Kiya Hai,
Jaldi Seat Khali Ker Mujhe Neend a Rahi Hai ...

A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name on His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???

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Paining ???

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No !!

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Then ???

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Spelling Mistake !!!

Ladies hostel caught Fire

It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control

& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.