Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch ra ha hoon 
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Three boys were going on a motor cycle.
police man gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted "oye pehlehi
teen baithe hue hai.. tu kaha baithega !" 
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1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo
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DHONIs SON: Mummy mummy !!
Dekho papa Six pe Six maar rahe hain.
DHONIs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,
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