1)
Sardar Interview dene gaya.
Boss:- Tumahra janam kahan hua..?
Sardar:- Tiruvanantpuram main...
Boss:- Spelling Batao..?
Sardar:- Majak kar raha tha.. Goa main hua tha.....
2)
Science kahti hai, Pani boil karne se germs mar jate hain....
magar science ye nahi samajhti ki germs ki dead bodies usi main rah jati hai......
PROUD TO BE COMMERCE STUDENTS.....![]()
3)
Machli jal ki rani hai,
Jeevan uska pani hai....!!!
Wah Wah............
Machli jal ki rani hai,
Jeevan uska pani hai....!!!
Purani ho gai munni Ab toh
Sheela Ki Javani hai....
4)
Sare pagal dance kar rahe the or
2 pagal chup baithe huye the...
Dr. ne socha ki 2 pagal thik ho gaye.......
Dr. :- tum dance nahi kar rahe
Pagal :- Ham to Dulha - Dulhan hai......

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Badnami ki wajah se,
Munni ne khud-khushi kar li.....
Aur karo din bhar,
Munni Badnam hui.........!!
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NESCAFE COFFEE.....
One for Me
One for You...
Let's Enjoy..........