Jokes.....

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1)

Sardar Interview dene gaya.

Boss:- Tumahra janam kahan hua..?

Sardar:- Tiruvanantpuram main...

Boss:- Spelling Batao..?

Sardar:- Majak kar raha tha.. Goa main hua tha.....



2)

Science kahti hai, Pani boil karne se germs mar jate hain....

magar science  ye nahi samajhti ki germs ki dead bodies usi main rah jati hai......

PROUD TO BE COMMERCE STUDENTS.....



3)

Machli jal ki rani hai,

Jeevan uska pani hai....!!!


Wah Wah............


Machli jal ki rani hai,

Jeevan uska pani hai....!!!


Purani ho gai munni Ab toh

Sheela Ki Javani hai....:)



4)

Sare pagal dance kar rahe the or

2 pagal chup baithe huye the...

Dr. ne socha ki 2 pagal thik ho gaye.......


Dr. :- tum dance nahi kar rahe

Pagal :- Ham to Dulha - Dulhan hai......:)

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Badnami ki wajah se,

Munni ne khud-khushi kar li.....

Aur karo din bhar,

Munni Badnam hui.........!!

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NESCAFE COFFEE.....

One for Me

One for You...

Let's Enjoy..........

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SOME EQUATIONS

 

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:-
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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