SANTA HAD A DREAM IN WHICH SOME ONE MURDERED HIM, NEXT DAY HE CLOSED HIS BANK ACCOUNT. KNOW Y?
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BECAUSE THE BANK`S SLOGAN WAS: WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE....
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SANTA HAD A DREAM IN WHICH SOME ONE MURDERED HIM, NEXT DAY HE CLOSED HIS BANK ACCOUNT. KNOW Y?
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BECAUSE THE BANK`S SLOGAN WAS: WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE....
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really funny yaar
cheers
HEHEHHEHE......WAH WAH...KYA JOKE JI....
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LUCKY: YAAR MUJHEY KUCH NAHI AATA THA MAIN PAPER KHALI CHOR AYA HON.
BANTA: MAIN BHI!
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SANTA: SHIT YAAR, TEACHER SAMJHE GI HUM NE CHEATING KI HAY..
Wah Wah Balu Sir... Kya joke hai!!
HA Ha Ha Ha Ha
nice balu sir
NICE ONE BALU SIR - - -
WAH SIR..... WHAT A JOKE.....
hey guys take ur mind off studies for sometime and have fun :)
no offense to rajnikanth fans.
1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
nice one/...............!!!
Yeah......our fav. topic Rajni Sir is back...
Though he is my one of the favorite actor, i like some humourous jokes on him.
mujhe to pic dekh kar zya hansi aayi ..lolz
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