Joke time..

3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya
hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai
hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on
Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte
hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal
diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal
diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se
ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo
ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment,
ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted
through mobile or tablet or laptop or
desktop via different operating system
using internet on Facebook is called a
Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola
seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh
orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao... : @
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to
protect our private data i.e pictures,
messages or personal information for being
stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers
or anyone else...
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya
tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte
the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
aapko pasand nahi aaya ..