Joke time.............

1. My Top 5 New Year "RESOLUTIONS" -

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2. Angry Moment

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when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF..!!! :'D

3. Dear God,

Hope you ended up with the list of lifting up good people in 2012 (Rajesh khanna, Dara singh, Jagjit singh, Jaspal bhatti,....and many more including so-called "Damini")
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Now, plz show some interest in picking up the corrupted Indian politician's list in 2013

Thanks,
A Mango Admin

4. My New Years Resolution – Remember to put “2013″ on my paper instead of “2012

5. Amazing Truth ..

When I m Bored ...
No One Text Me :(

When

I m Busy

I Suddenly Become The Most Popular Person On Earth ... :O =P =D

6. ‎1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass...:P

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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart...;)
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love.... :D
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's...
Point To Be Noted.. :p :O :D :D

7. According to a survey, the best chances of having both a hot and understanding girl to be ur wife is

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Kuch nahi "Happy New Year " :D

8. Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later) Sudent: Sir, can you see your
brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Oho ok, So you have nobrain! :p