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1. My Top 5 New Year "RESOLUTIONS" -

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2. Angry Moment

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when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF..!!! :'D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Dear God,


Hope you ended up with the list of lifting up good people in 2012 (Rajesh khanna, Dara singh, Jagjit singh, Jaspal bhatti,....and many more including so-called "Damini")
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Now, plz show some interest in picking up the corrupted Indian politician's list in 2013

Thanks,
A Mango Admin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. My New Years Resolution – Remember to put “2013″ on my paper instead of “2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Amazing Truth ..


When I m Bored ...
No One Text Me :(

When

I m Busy

I Suddenly Become The Most Popular Person On Earth ... :O =P =D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. ‎1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass...:P

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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart...;)
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love.... :D
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's... 
Point To Be Noted.. :p :O :D :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. According to a survey, the best chances of having both a hot and understanding girl to be ur wife is

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Kuch nahi "Happy New Year " :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later) Sudent: Sir, can you see your
brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Oho ok, So you have nobrain! :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. "2013 will be the first year in our life where

every digit is different."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. HUSBAND ne WIFE se:

"HATA Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe,
A Jaane-E-Tamanna
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KHUDA Kasam
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Agli Baar "Khane" Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga.

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A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" 
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" 
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

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