1 @ Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail, BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
. Son: Konsi Bike? . Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70, College Jaane k Liye .
Aur . Fail hue to YAMAHA 100 Doodh Bechne k Liye...
I got “0″ marks in exam.. So Check the paper and tell me i am right na.!
Q.1 What is formula of water? Ans: H,i,j,k,l,m,n,o (H to O).
Q.2 Till when 2nd world war was fought? Ans: From page 115 to page120.
Q.3 Who was Bhagat Singh? Ans: Ajay davegan, Boby deol…
Now tel me who is wrong, me or teacher!
JUST FOR FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
2 @ Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student:
Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
3 @ CA ON HIS DEATH BED….
MY WIFE, ARE U HERE….?? YES DEAR….
MY SON, ARE U HERE?? YES DAD….
MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..?? YES DAD….
MY ARTICLES, ARE U HERE…??? YES SIR…..
KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAI….??
4 @ SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS AGAIN DON’T CALL ME DAD…..
AFTER FEW DAYS…. FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT MY SON…??
SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAIN……
5 @ BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER
“DRIVE SLOWLY, DON’T KILL OUR STUDENTS
LEAVE THEM TO US” ..........
6 @ TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND 20 CHILDREN,
LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN WHO IS BETTER…??
CA STUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.
JUST FOR FUNNNNNNNNNNNNN............................
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